Your Terms and Conditions section is like a contract between you and your customers. You make information and services available to your customers, and your customers must follow your rules.
Common items in a terms and conditions agreement allow you to:
By visiting and using this website (which, let's be honest, you’re already doing), you agree to follow our rules. We don't sell anything. Seriously. This is a "no-purchase" zone. So, feel free to browse, read, and maybe laugh a little — but don't expect to hand over any money because we're just here to provide entertainment, knowledge, and hopefully some joy.
We make stuff for you to enjoy. All the articles, photos, designs, and random thoughts we post are ours (unless otherwise stated). We like to share, but please don’t pretend you made it. It’s kind of like how you don’t claim your friend's baked goods as your own at a party. Don’t be that person.
If you post anything on our website (like comments, reviews, or photos), you’re giving us the right to use it. By “use,” we mean we can display it, share it, and maybe even include it in a future post. But don’t worry, we’ll never sell it for cash (remember, we don’t sell anything).
Just don’t post anything offensive or illegal. We’ll laugh at your memes, but we’ll delete any inappropriate stuff faster than you can say “oops.”
We do our best to keep everything on this website accurate, fun, and generally free from errors. But, we can’t promise it’s always perfect. Sometimes things change, links break, and even the best jokes fall flat. So, if you come across an error, just let us know and we’ll fix it — or at least try to.
We’re not responsible for anything that happens from your use of the website. Basically, you’re using the site at your own risk. But if you get hit by a space meteor or something, we’re not liable for that either.
Our site might link to other websites. But don't blame us if you end up on a weird corner of the internet, fall down a rabbit hole, and lose track of time. We only recommend good stuff, but we can't control what happens after you click. Stay safe out there.
We value your privacy. We don’t collect anything too creepy (no secret spy cams or anything), but we might gather basic information like your IP address and what you clicked on. Nothing personal, just enough for us to make sure you’re having a good time on our site.
Check out our Privacy Policy for more on how we handle data, cookies, and other digital wizardry.
You must be at least 43 years old to use this website. If you’re younger than 43, please get a parent or guardian to help you navigate. We don’t want you accidentally stumbling upon some adult content or deep philosophical debates. It’s for your own good.
We reserve the right to update or change these Terms and Conditions whenever we feel like it (but we’ll try not to surprise you). We’ll post any changes here, and the new terms will be effective immediately. So, check back every now and then. If you keep using the site after the updates, you’re still agreeing to our terms. Don’t act shocked if you find something different.
Got questions? Comments? Complaints about our terrible jokes? Feel free to contact us:
But don't bother. We don't read our email.